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The Man, who arranged a festival for himself, has decided to make use of one of his contacts, and ask her to write an article about the festival in a magazine.
The name of the contact: Violet.
The Man has two cellphones: one's with caller ID 20 and the other's with 30. The contact name Violet is listed in both phones.
The Man remembered that Viola was sometimes not accessible before, that's why he asked to give another phone number  which would work better. He thought that's why he has he two phone numbers. So, he dialed one.
Here is the dialogue:

- Hello?
- Hey, this is Yeti!
- ??? (noise in the background, maybe bus or tram.)
- Hey, this is Yeti!!!
- Hey!
- Is it  Viola?
- Yes, that's me.
- That's cool, I thought you don't remember me! I couldn't speak to you at the weekend, because I saw you were out drinking beer, and I thought, I’d  call you later.
- ??? (cheerful laugh in the phone, inaudible, rather sensible.) Drinking beer? I don't like beer!
- ???????????
- Don't you like beer? (Viola ALWAYS liked beer!) Sorry, did I call YOU?
- Yes, you called ME!
- I'm K. G., and looking for Violet F.! Is that you?
- NO, I'M VIOLA X.!
- Who am I speaking with then? And how did I get your number listed on my contact list? Anyway, do you know who I am?
- NO! (lol)
- Oh, sorry, it was a wrong call, but I have another number, I'm going to try that! But if I call you accidentally, don't answer, only if it isn’t me!
- Ok. No problem, see you! (harsh laughter, more audible than sensible.)

 

The Man looked up the 70 number in his 30 phone after that, and dialed Viola’s number on his other phone.

 

- Hello?
- Hey, this is Yeti!
- ??? (background noise, whinnying.)
- Is it Viola?
- Yes, that's me!
- Violet F.?
- Yes, hey!
- Because I’ve called another chick before, and I thought it was you, but in two minutes it turned out it wasn’t you!
- (definite whinnying.)
- And she's called Viola too!
- (WHINNYING, but like a horse!)
- And did you tell her why you called me?
- Yup!
- And will you tell me too?
- Hahaha! Well, I think I’ll let you call her and she'll tell you!
- HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!

After this, The Man told her what he wanted and they agreed that The Man would send her the name of the website via SMS right away. That's what happened. But something was a bit suspicious for The Man. Who did he send the SMS for?

Checking it on the phone, he was thinking. He called two numbers, both under  Viola. One SMS was sent to Viola. But which Viola? He is dialing …

 

- Hello?
- Hey, this is Nicolas Cage!
- (??????hehehe????????HEHE!!!!!! No matter which Viola is that, they wouldn’t get this one for sure)
- Is it Viola?
- Yes!
- Have I just talked with you now? (Stupid question. I’ve spoken to both of them just now)
- Yes, you have
- Did you get my SMS?
- Yes!
- And did I wanna send it to you?
- I don’t think so!!!!! (BRUHHHAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Then I’m sorry, but could you tell me which number have I just called?
- It’s mine!
- But it’s not you who I wanted to call?
- No!
- But then you have a 30 number, or 70?
- My number is 70, and you should send the SMS to the 30 number!

 

SMS sent. After that The Man reorganized Viola 1 to Viola 2 on both of his phone, and left Viola 2 as Viola. Only to make surem but you never know …

July-01-2010

Bonus track 2